SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward Tentacles

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

heyfunniest:

food hack

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet